“Om Shanti Om” (OSO), supposedly the pompous movie of the year is full of spoof, colors, drama, action, romance, personalities from Indian film industry, and all the ingredients required for a masala movie. I was not expecting anything big or special from the movie, and Farah Khan has delivered just what is expected from her, considering her earlier directorial attempt – "Mein Hoon Na". And there are mixed reviews on the movie (OSO). However, I found it to be entertaining and tickled your funny bones at times.
I won’t go into comments on acting or songs or direction or any other aspects of the movie, as there are too many already floating. I enjoyed it and what I enjoyed the most was the lively song, “Deewangi Deewangi”, which had too many stars of the industry, and ofcourse has good composition, music, and presentation. I can still visualize that song and think about so many people in that single song. Having had enough effect of that song on me, I started wondering how Farah Khan would have approached those stars to take part in the song and what replies she must have got. And my imaginations grew wild, humorous, and may be naughty at times.
Considering that everyone has received an invitation from Farah Khan, here are some of the replies or reactions that few of them (ones those I could think of) could have given. Gajodhar bhaiyya can mimic these superbly but I will try to put them in words to the extent possible.
I won’t go into comments on acting or songs or direction or any other aspects of the movie, as there are too many already floating. I enjoyed it and what I enjoyed the most was the lively song, “Deewangi Deewangi”, which had too many stars of the industry, and ofcourse has good composition, music, and presentation. I can still visualize that song and think about so many people in that single song. Having had enough effect of that song on me, I started wondering how Farah Khan would have approached those stars to take part in the song and what replies she must have got. And my imaginations grew wild, humorous, and may be naughty at times.
Considering that everyone has received an invitation from Farah Khan, here are some of the replies or reactions that few of them (ones those I could think of) could have given. Gajodhar bhaiyya can mimic these superbly but I will try to put them in words to the extent possible.
[pssssst: this is just an imagination…no hard feelings please]
Tusshar Kapoor – Papa lets go, it has been long time that I have come on screen.
Jeetuji – Haan, chalte hain, par kya Jaya aur Sri bhi aa rahin hai?
Dharam paji – Let’s go boys, let’s rock.
Bobby – Yes dad, I am coming.
Sunny – Papa, mujhe nachna nahi aata papa, mein wahan aake kya karoonga. Mein nahi aa raha, aap jayiye.
Maliaka – Shah Rukh ke saath dance, iss baar bhi train pe nachna hai kya?
Urmila – Yessss! Nachne ka chance mill gaya..kab tak ek dance show ki judge banke auron ka dance dekhoongi.
Sanjubaba – Pata nahi jailor sahab bahar jaane ka permission denge ki nahi..kuch setting lagani padegi….Hello circuit.
Suniel Shetty – Arey yaar nach aur mein…try kar leta hoon…Maaaa Shakkttiiiiii Maaaaa… (recollect last war scene from movie Border)
Govinda – Itni khushi…itni khushi…mujhe pehle kabhi nahi huyi…bahot saare log ayenge shayad..but No.1 ke bina koi dance complete nahi hoga..
Shilpa Shetty – I am already quite famous and popular…and presence in songs will keep adding to my popularity.
Ritesh Deshmukh – bachpan se hi papa ke saath muft ke parties mein jaane ki aadat hai..ek aur sahi..
Tusshar Kapoor – Papa lets go, it has been long time that I have come on screen.
Jeetuji – Haan, chalte hain, par kya Jaya aur Sri bhi aa rahin hai?
Dharam paji – Let’s go boys, let’s rock.
Bobby – Yes dad, I am coming.
Sunny – Papa, mujhe nachna nahi aata papa, mein wahan aake kya karoonga. Mein nahi aa raha, aap jayiye.
Maliaka – Shah Rukh ke saath dance, iss baar bhi train pe nachna hai kya?
Urmila – Yessss! Nachne ka chance mill gaya..kab tak ek dance show ki judge banke auron ka dance dekhoongi.
Sanjubaba – Pata nahi jailor sahab bahar jaane ka permission denge ki nahi..kuch setting lagani padegi….Hello circuit.
Suniel Shetty – Arey yaar nach aur mein…try kar leta hoon…Maaaa Shakkttiiiiii Maaaaa… (recollect last war scene from movie Border)
Govinda – Itni khushi…itni khushi…mujhe pehle kabhi nahi huyi…bahot saare log ayenge shayad..but No.1 ke bina koi dance complete nahi hoga..
Shilpa Shetty – I am already quite famous and popular…and presence in songs will keep adding to my popularity.
Ritesh Deshmukh – bachpan se hi papa ke saath muft ke parties mein jaane ki aadat hai..ek aur sahi..
Preity/Kajol/Rani – how can we say NO to SRK and Karan.
Karishma – Madhuri is also coming back…let me also try…I know all this sounds foolish..but Dil To Pagal Hai..kya karu..heeeeeheeeee
Rishi Kapoor – I will give a friendly appearance in the movie but not for this dance vance. I am used to dancing alone on a stage..wo bhi rotating glittering type ka.
Akshay Kumar – Please send the female count and their dress code at the show. Uske baad sochta hoon.
Karishma – Madhuri is also coming back…let me also try…I know all this sounds foolish..but Dil To Pagal Hai..kya karu..heeeeeheeeee
Rishi Kapoor – I will give a friendly appearance in the movie but not for this dance vance. I am used to dancing alone on a stage..wo bhi rotating glittering type ka.
Akshay Kumar – Please send the female count and their dress code at the show. Uske baad sochta hoon.
Big B – agar kahin jalsaa hain to yahan hai…hum kahin nahi jayengi…chahe koi kitni bhi prateeksha kyon na kare…woh agar aaj king hai to kya..rishtey mein to hum aaj bhi sabke baap lagte hain.
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Comments
Nana : Mai toh ekela hi kafhi hu, ismai kya badi baat hai. "Meter Down" kiya toh SRK ki bhi chutti kardu.
Dilip Kumar : Aey bhai koi hamey bhi bula do bhai....